Month: September 2013

Full House Reunion is not a full house

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Full House 25th Anniversary Reunion? You got it dude! Cast members, John Stamos, Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Lori Loughlin, Andrea Barber and Scott Weinger as well as show creator Jeff Franklin were all on hand for the celebration. However, the cast was missing a few key members, the Olsen Twins said Eff this noise and decided not to show up (How Rude!) also the twins who played Nicky and Alex (Blake and Dylan Tuomy-Wilhoit) were apparently not invited, evidently those two guys are more dead to the rest of the cast then Papouli. Other than the fact that the two sets of twins on the show did not show up, I was most disappointed that Mr. Woodchuck couldn’t make an appearance, although I’m sure it was hard for him to get out of his rehab for the weekend. “is that crystal meth made of….WOOD?!” Here are a few more pics of this event that has given me reason to live again. Enjoy.

Woody Woodpecker

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The owner of one of the most recognizable laughs ever, who didn’t love Woody Woodpecker? Well most of the other cartoons characters on his show as it would seem. They always seemed to be trying to kill him. And you know what? I get it. Honestly, Woody is a pretty annoying little brat. He always just wants to get up in people’s business for no other reason then the fact that he is a jerk. So I say we murder this freak! Common guys! …I’m sorry, that was uncalled for.  I’m just a little upset today. I just found out my girlfriend is sleeping with a woodpecker. I know it sounds physically impossible, but it’s either she is sleeping with a woodpecker or that guy Dave that is always at her house and there is no way it’s Dave, that guy is awesome as shit. Enjoy the clip.

Dad creates Super Mario themed bedroom for daughter

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A father who clearly lives in Awesome Town, USA (Town theme song found here) created this amazing Super Mario themed bedroom for his 13 year old daughter. This is either the best gift ever or a showing that this sad man is trying vicariously through his daughter. Either way, I think it is awesome. All my dad did for me when I was a 13 is buy my a fully 25 million dollar loaded F-14 Tomcat Fighter Jet…but not in the colour I asked for! I know what an asshole right?